headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck



senatortedcruz:

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

(via jehovahsbitchness)




possumpaints:

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and twice as shiny


lolalovesu:

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based on this post: (x)



tasteofchaos2005:

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and we wouldn’t want that, now, would we?


pathos-logical:
“[ID: An excerpt from Tails Gets Trolled, which shows Sonic characters drawn in a simple style. Tails looks tired and beaten-up, and blood comes from his mouth. Sonic asks, “Tails?” and then shouts “Tails!!” with alarm when Tails...

pathos-logical:

[ID: An excerpt from Tails Gets Trolled, which shows Sonic characters drawn in a simple style. Tails looks tired and beaten-up, and blood comes from his mouth. Sonic asks, “Tails?” and then shouts “Tails!!” with alarm when Tails falls to his knees, looking pained.

Sonic dashes over to Tails and picks up him, saying seriously, “I got you buddy. Sorry Tails if this looks gay to the viewers.” End ID]

(via dykedalecooper)